August 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
Watchbrooklynmutt:
Jon Stewart Rips Donald Trump a New One Over His Questionable Pizza Choices
Yes, we all love to make fun of The Donald. But Jon Stewart’s nearly-eight-minute-long tirade on last night’s episode of The Daily Show takes the cake (um, pie?) when it comes to Trump dressing-downs. - villagevoicemedia
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
3 posts
1 tag
peterwknox:
rachelinbrooklyn:
buildingaladder:
This weekend was spent 100% in Brooklyn and I have come to one conclusion: I must move to Carroll Gardens (even though Meredith isn’t there anymore).
it’s the best ‘hood in brooklyn.
I, too, literally never left Brooklyn this weekend. Cobble Hill (near CG) hell yeah!
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
2 posts
I've always preferred, "Brooklyneer"
because it sounds more independent and mobile, less like a mineral. Initial readings indicate high levels of Brooklynite, so we should keep our helmets on.
But whatever I’ll take it.
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
How sweet it was; how sweet it is; how sweet it... →
Clash of the Bearded Ones →
givemesomethingtoread:
Hipsters, Hasids, and the Williamsburg street.
March 2010
1 post
stevienyc:
On my way to the oldest underground brooklyn party that exists… Should be good. :)
so fucking cool. so. fucking. cool.
SO. FUCKING. COOL.
February 2010
7 posts
3 tags
giveittomebaby:
Jay-Z - Brookyln Go Hard
“Night was a wonderful time in Brooklyn in the 1930s. Air conditioning was...”
– Isaac Asimov (via libraryland)
January 2010
5 posts
Haha still love Criminal Minds
Elle: [picking a lock]
Reid: Did they teach you that in FBI school?
Elle: No, honey. They taught me that in Brooklyn.
“I know what I would do — I’m from Brooklyn. A dollar’s worth of gasoline and a...”
– My history teacher. (via skybluepromises)
Go Fuck Yourself!
Ask us something or do it yourself.
Maybe we could try yet again to get this blog going.
Maybe a parody of a parody is too much parody.
November 2009
1 post
3 tags
October 2009
7 posts
If you can’t find what you’re looking for, be sure to check the back of the store. Unless the store doesn’t carry that sort of thing.
Then you’re fucked.
Just remember there are no guarantees…
This is a no spin zone, as well as a no turning around zone.
We’re cool with the u-turn, however. But you got to pull that off without changing gear.
I had so much more expected from the future. If this is all I’m going to get can I give it back?
Does anyone still post to here?
Does anyone still read this?
Who the hell let me back in here?
September 2009
1 post
Why can't I get what I want?
Ever?
June 2009
2 posts
Everyone have their bicycle yet?
May 2009
24 posts
zachlinder:
@ work. you got a job?
youngbrooklynite:
Does Katie Bakes come to Brooklyn? Where the hell is Zach Linder?
Jobs are the new unemployment. Unemployment is the new sabbatical.
You want to get cut, sun?
Speaking of kale, did you know there’s a Fairway in Red Hook? It’s Brooklyn’s best kept secret.
Is the Co-op really a terrorist organization? I hope not, it’s the only place I can get cheap kale.
Are Michael Orell’s cocaine jokes just as funny east of the East River?
Can we do the bohemian thing into our late 30’s?
Jessica Gold has lived here for almost a year. Has she left her carpetbaggerness?
Who the fuck is Fek?
Brian Van can come to Brooklyn whenever, but that Chris O’leary can stay the hell away.
Does Katie Bakes come to Brooklyn? Where the hell is Zach Linder?
Young Brooklynite: A bad parody of Young Manhattanite? Or a bad parody of the internet?
826NYC: Bad for kids, soft on crime.
Bocce at Floyd’s: Date rapists wear striped shirts.