Young Brooklynite

If you can’t find what you’re looking for, be sure to check the back of the store. Unless the store doesn’t carry that sort of thing.

Then you’re fucked.

Just remember there are no guarantees…

This is a no spin zone, as well as a no turning around zone.

We’re cool with the u-turn, however. But you got to pull that off without changing gear.

I had so much more expected from the future. If this is all I’m going to get can I give it back?

Does anyone still post to here?

Does anyone still read this?

Who the hell let me back in here?

Why can't I get what I want?

Ever?